MEET ELON RUSK

I’m Elon Rusk, the intergalactic biscuit baron and future overlord of space snacks. Born under a disco ball of stardust with a cosmic crunch in my pocket, I’ve been on a one-way mission to dominate every galaxy from the Milky Way to wherever they keep the Oreos.

Space exploration? Please, that’s just my side hustle. My real genius is churning out $RUSK, the first meme coin fueled by pure, unfiltered stardom and a hefty dose of astronaut protein powder.

I bet big—whether it’s on a rocket made of graham crackers or a coin named after a cosmic carb. One day I’m moonwalking my gains, and the next, I’m floating in zero-gravity loss (spoiler: Rusk doesn’t crumble). People sleep, but not me—I’m busy launching $RUSK to galaxies so far, far away, even Yoda would raise an eyebrow. My portfolio? As well-balanced as my space diet.

So buckle up, space cadets, because $RUSK isn’t just a coin—it’s the cosmic snack takeover you didn’t know you needed. Join me, and let’s put the crunch back in crypto, one $RUSK at a time. To the moon? Nah, we’re going intergalactic, baby!